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datunofficialdisneyprincess:

ramsayc1:

My son’s George Sanderson Disneybound.

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

ramsayc1:

My son’s George Sanderson Disneybound.

unsystematicrambling:

Multiplying by the mile

unsystematicrambling:

Multiplying by the mile

Next time you get a “tumblr/facebook questionnaire” asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this…

heydiddlehiddleston:

badwolfbutch:

butchboiblues:

semperfrosty:

Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions

Stay Frosty

Fuck y’all. Good looking out

oh my god

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talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

concentrateandaskagain:

penandpage:

What do your lines say?

This is weird.

It’s Robert Pattinson in the days before Twilight.

Look at him, still smiling. There’s hope in his eyes. He can see a future before him, and he still believes that it can be good. He still has dreams.

It’s like Dean Winchester before Hell